A detailed and comprehensive list of ways to improve user ad experience.
For years now I've noticed many complaining about the user experience on Twitch concerning advertisements. I myself have also felt burdened by the frequent and interrupting ads on Twitch, which have pushed me away from the platform, so I painstakingly compiled a list of data and ideas to help improve the twitch experience.
I offer this data and feedback free of charge in hopes that Twitch will do the right thing and help rectify the seemingly declining viewership on the platform.
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DING DING DING DING DING!!!! TACO BELL!!! LOOK AT OUR BURRITOS, TACOS, AND OTHER FOOD INSTEAD OF THE STREAM! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!! IM GOING TO KEEP RINGING THIS COWBELL FOR 20 SECONDS OR UNTIL YOU CLOSE THE STREAM!! DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!
ITS TAX TIME!!! LET US DO YOUR TAXES FOR YOU!!! YOU CAN TRUST US ;) !!!!!!! COME TO TURBOTAX AND DON'T DO YOUR TAXES!!!! JUST LIKE YOU CAME TO THIS STREAM TO NOT WATCH THIS STREAM!!! YOU'RE GETTING ADS INSTEAD!!!
HELLO FELLOW GAMERS!!! THIS IS SOULLESS CORPORATION TRYING TO PANDER TO YOU!!! LOOK AT THESE FAKE EPIC GAMER MOMENTS WITH OUR PAID ACTORS!!! NOW BUY OUR IRRELEVANT PRODUCT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMING!!!
NEW IPHONE!!!! IPHONE IS OUT, AGAIN! ITS EXACTLY THE SAME BUT YELLOW AND NOT LOADED WITH PLANNED OBSOLENSCENCE UPDATES YET!!! LOOK HOW COOL AND HIP YOU'D BE WITH THIS NEW IPHONE INSTEAD OF THE ONE YOU BOUGHT LAST YEAR!!!!!
STOP SWEATING SO MUCH WITH OLDSPICE!!!! LOOK AT THIS EXCESSIVE DISGUSTING DISCHARGE OF BODILY FLUIDS UNTIL YOU'RE CONVINCED OLD SPICE IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL STOP YOU FROM BEING STINKY AND SWEATY!! OLD SPICE!!!
NEW GAME!!!! NEW GAME!!!!! LOOK AT THESE HEAVILY EDITTED BULLSHOTS AND CGI CUTSCENES OF OUR NEW GAME INSTEAD OF THE GAME YOU WANT TO WATCH!!! IT MIGHT EVEN BE THE SAME GAME THE STREAMER IS PLAYING, SO WE'RE INTERRUPTING YOUR SPECATATING WITH AN AD OF THE GAME YOU'RE TRYING TO WATCH!!!!
VERIZON!!! WE HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY SO PLEASE LOOK AT THIS POPULAR CELEBRITY CAMEO WE PAID FOR WITH OUR OVER-INFLATED ADVERTISING BUDGET!!!!
REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!!! BE AND THINK FOR YOURSELF BY BUYING AND DRINKING REDBULL!!! FREE AND INDEPENDENT THOUGHT IS ONLY ACHEIVED BY DOING WHAT YOU'RE TOLD AND BUYING PRODUCTS WAVED IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!
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... and that concludes my presentation.
Thank you for reading. I hope Twitch found this information useful.
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